To all the aspiring barangay candidates, i hope this reaches your facebook page or newsfeed or whatever.
This morning, 8 am, I woke up to the tune of your campaign. The silly remixes we all hear from you, the so called "campaign jingle." And honestly, all i can say is WTF?? A lot of people are still sleeping in their beds, and then the lot of you just blast your shitty music on our streets, promising a whole lot of bullshit such as education, better lives, and all that whatnot. For example, you promise us a cleaner environment. What sense of cleaner are you implying when you post election paraphernalia and then just forget about it? Like, it wasn't yours in the first place?
Just a while ago because some caravan woke me up, I decided to kill time by playing basketball at the court just in the front of our house. Then I see a heap of fucking garbage underneath a "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BASURA DITO" sign. The first thing I actually see, is a poster of an electoral candidate.
Awesome huh? You forgot to look at the hand-painted sign right next to the tree. My aunt made that sign, and you fucking put trash.
So here's a dude from the local community, I asked him "Kuya, hindi ka ba nababadtrip sa mga nagtatapon ng basura dito?" He answered, "Sanay na ko pre, susunugin lang naman yan."
So here's a little crack on one of our main intersections. Nothing to fret about, just a crack. So what happened to your so-called "road projects?" I never heard anything from you guys for a long time, and we were still waiting for the "road project" guys to come here and fix it up. It's just been there for 6 years already. No biggie right? 6 years. Talk about false promises.
Ohh, and thank you so much to this lady. She started her campaign at around 11 o'clock in the morning, a big help to us people who like to sleep until 10 or whatever time around that. Other politicians should be like her, use your brains. Don't come around people's houses at 8 fucking am trying to wake up the whole neighborhood. I salute you, kagawad candidate. I hope you will bring a solution to our problems if you win. You earned my respect, for being thoughtful and not waking me up with shitty music at 8 am.
For ten years, the street lights here at Aklan have not been opened at all. The local residents just hang light bulbs near their respective gates to give light to any random person passing by the street, it gives a look that the street is deserted. No public lighting for 10 FREAKING YEARS.
Next, are the roads. I understand that your campaign slogans also include better infrastructure. So why the fuck does our car have to swerve in that narrow bend to avoid the seemingly earthquake-induced cracks on the side of the creek? That has been a problem ever since. That is not the only spot that has humongous cracks, check out the road to phase 5.
And if you really are interested in our well-being, WHY THE FUCK do you ride around in your caravans blasting shitty music around at 8 am? 8 FREAKING AM! I was still sleeping when I woke up to a remix of "stand by me!" Instead of wasting your time trying to piss us residents off, why not conduct a productive program? Like, pick up trash personally. Or other things you could do to make us smile, not to annoy the hell out of us. Like, why not build a public shelter? For the homeless. Instead of spending shitloads of money in the local casinos I will not name *coughs* (PAGCOR Binan).
Now I understand the suffering of the Filipino people, because I too started to pay my taxes. And I swear, its like giving away money. You never see any improvement on the local scene. And I'm sure that this isn't confined to our place only, maybe you experience this also. So to the next winner of the local elections? Unless we see some improvement with your so-called "election promises," the image below applies as my support for you. Not just my support, but this is going to be the support of hundreds of thousands of Filipinos that are pissed off. Just look at it. Look at the big-ass eyes of the picture below. Now look at that poker face. Now look at the hand. Sincerely, from Clark Orlando P. Heard, a resident of Barangay San Francisco, Binan Laguna.
Fuck you, whoever was blasting shitty music in our street at 8 am.
This morning, 8 am, I woke up to the tune of your campaign. The silly remixes we all hear from you, the so called "campaign jingle." And honestly, all i can say is WTF?? A lot of people are still sleeping in their beds, and then the lot of you just blast your shitty music on our streets, promising a whole lot of bullshit such as education, better lives, and all that whatnot. For example, you promise us a cleaner environment. What sense of cleaner are you implying when you post election paraphernalia and then just forget about it? Like, it wasn't yours in the first place?
Just a while ago because some caravan woke me up, I decided to kill time by playing basketball at the court just in the front of our house. Then I see a heap of fucking garbage underneath a "BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BASURA DITO" sign. The first thing I actually see, is a poster of an electoral candidate.
What happened to saving the environment? You see that there's trash already, then you fucking add some posters to a nearby tree, maybe staple it. What happens when it falls off? IT BECOMES FUCKING TRASH. So the logic here is: you say you are an environmental advocate. You see a heap of trash, then just add posters to a nearby tree, COMPLETELY ignoring the heap of trash nearby. Also adding to the heap of trash, because you know that someday that flyer/poster you stapled to the tree will become trash. Below are other pictures.
Awesome huh? You forgot to look at the hand-painted sign right next to the tree. My aunt made that sign, and you fucking put trash.
So here's a dude from the local community, I asked him "Kuya, hindi ka ba nababadtrip sa mga nagtatapon ng basura dito?" He answered, "Sanay na ko pre, susunugin lang naman yan."
So here's a little crack on one of our main intersections. Nothing to fret about, just a crack. So what happened to your so-called "road projects?" I never heard anything from you guys for a long time, and we were still waiting for the "road project" guys to come here and fix it up. It's just been there for 6 years already. No biggie right? 6 years. Talk about false promises.
Ohh, and thank you so much to this lady. She started her campaign at around 11 o'clock in the morning, a big help to us people who like to sleep until 10 or whatever time around that. Other politicians should be like her, use your brains. Don't come around people's houses at 8 fucking am trying to wake up the whole neighborhood. I salute you, kagawad candidate. I hope you will bring a solution to our problems if you win. You earned my respect, for being thoughtful and not waking me up with shitty music at 8 am.
For ten years, the street lights here at Aklan have not been opened at all. The local residents just hang light bulbs near their respective gates to give light to any random person passing by the street, it gives a look that the street is deserted. No public lighting for 10 FREAKING YEARS.
Next, are the roads. I understand that your campaign slogans also include better infrastructure. So why the fuck does our car have to swerve in that narrow bend to avoid the seemingly earthquake-induced cracks on the side of the creek? That has been a problem ever since. That is not the only spot that has humongous cracks, check out the road to phase 5.
And if you really are interested in our well-being, WHY THE FUCK do you ride around in your caravans blasting shitty music around at 8 am? 8 FREAKING AM! I was still sleeping when I woke up to a remix of "stand by me!" Instead of wasting your time trying to piss us residents off, why not conduct a productive program? Like, pick up trash personally. Or other things you could do to make us smile, not to annoy the hell out of us. Like, why not build a public shelter? For the homeless. Instead of spending shitloads of money in the local casinos I will not name *coughs* (PAGCOR Binan).
Now I understand the suffering of the Filipino people, because I too started to pay my taxes. And I swear, its like giving away money. You never see any improvement on the local scene. And I'm sure that this isn't confined to our place only, maybe you experience this also. So to the next winner of the local elections? Unless we see some improvement with your so-called "election promises," the image below applies as my support for you. Not just my support, but this is going to be the support of hundreds of thousands of Filipinos that are pissed off. Just look at it. Look at the big-ass eyes of the picture below. Now look at that poker face. Now look at the hand. Sincerely, from Clark Orlando P. Heard, a resident of Barangay San Francisco, Binan Laguna.
Fuck you, whoever was blasting shitty music in our street at 8 am.
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